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BONES OF BLACK MARROW by oxfordRoulette

  • Dirk summons a demon for the exclusive purpose of 'cathartic boning.' He gets what he wants. 124302 words. Complete.
    • Hot, weird, creepy, fun DirkJake AU. Told in CYOA snippets and sometimes you have to turn your head/device. Does not work on mobile.

Twelve Days of Christmas (At the Old Makara House) by thatsrightdollface

  • Karkat visits his boyfriend's ancient family mansion, over Christmas. Of course, Gamzee's expected to prepare for another of his family's rituals, too. 12513 words. Complete.
    • Karkat/Gamzee humanstuck. Very cute, creepy, and a little chilling. There's a lot going on in the Makara household that Karkat has to learn.

The Fisher Prince by roachpatrol, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)

  • In which Eridan Ampora, seven-sweeps seadwelling ne'er-do-well, goes to market for his moirail, gets caught up in a political intrigue, is sent on an errand by his employer who is not coincidentally his kismesis, partners up with his kismesis' moirail and blunders into exactly as many problems as a fishtroll would expect. Includes two major fight scenes, religious blasphemy, zombies, some inappropriately passionate kisses and an inordinate amount of blueblood thugs. 29702 words. Complete.
    • Hemoswap Eridan/Feferi and Eridan/Sollux themed fic. Lots of good worldbuilding regarding quadrants that I have included into my headcanons. Part one of three.

kill your masters 🔪 by yanderemonoma

  • Your name is ROSE STRIDER and you are a hole. You are a weapon. You are deeply, deathly sick and no amount of medication will ever, ever fucking cure you. 32932 words. Complete.
    • Gutwrenching kidswap Rose/Bro. Nothing romantic about it here - and incredible characterization. What if Rose was under Bro's abuse care instead of Dave? Would she make it out as well as he did?

Hockey RPF

Tadpoles by snickfic

  • Yes, Sid had told Zhenya that he was an inhuman fish creature. Zhenya had mostly recovered. 8426 words. Complete.
    • A classic in the SidGeno xeno world. If you get it, you get it. And if you don't, you don't. I love this fic.

Thunderdome by siegeofangels

  • Not the usual kind of mpreg story. 1837 words. Complete.
    • Shark biology SidGeno mpreg, what's not to love? I have used this fic to introduce normie friends to hockey RPF. Chef's kiss.

Other

Eyes Filled With Stars by Cute Negativity Cloud (Ofelia)

  • [Did someone order a torture porn fic with a side dish of dieselpunk aesthetic and a sprinkle of Lovecraft lite? No? Well, tough luck.] 69085 words. Abandoned.
    • Andrew Minyard/Neil Josten and (noncon) Riko Moriyama/Neil Josten. Really heartbreaking, perfect omegaverse, angst, steampunk, what more could you want if you want your heart ripped out?

Star Trek: PBS by hellotailor

  • On the new PBS reality show "Star Trek," eleven highly trained contestants will team up for a simulated space voyage, completing challenges that test their mettle as explorers. 23425 words. Abandoned.
    • Really interesting K/S AU idea told via multimedia project. I remember looking forward to every update, and I hold out hope that the author will come back eventually! Just plain good fun.